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Auditions in Gaithersburg for “Super Tromette Action Movie Go!”
By Frey | April 24, 2007
I’m not sure how politically correct this film will be, especially after reading the synopsis:
“STAM Go! is Dyslexia and Labia; two hot female crime-fighters who come together (just not together) under a bizarre circumstance. After a series of [edited for content] crimes committed on young boys, the duo must find the source of the problem with the help of their homeless sidekick, Sanchez. Chock full of sight gags, childishly, adult humor, old people sex and Mexican wrestlers, Super Tromette Action Movie Go! is not to be missed!”
Nine shooting days (including 08/11), starts August 11.
Auditions are Saturday May 5th 2pm-6pm RCTR - Quince Orchard - Quince Orchard Valley Neigh. Park
12015 Suffolk TER
Gaithersburg
MD, 20878
“PLEASE NOTE LIMITED PARKING PLEASE CARPOOL!! [1] I-270 North to exit for Rt.117 (Clopper Rd.), [2] Follow Rt.117 to 2nd light (Rt.124-Quince Orchard Rd.) -turn left, [3] Follow Rt.124 past Great Seneca Hwy. to next light (Longdraft Rd.) - Right onto Longdraft, (4) Left on Fernshire. 5] Turn right on Bayswater Rd., [6] Turn left on Suffolk Terr.-follow to center on right. No monologue preparation is needed. I will be having actors do a cold read from the script.”
The character breakdown is as follows:
Main roles
Chief – 40’s-50’s. Male. Hot-tempered police chief. He yells everything he says - even when it’s not necessarily intended to be mean. Requires dancing skills, and good comedic timing.
Sally – 30’s-50’s. Female. Stereotypical chain-smoking, weathered waitress.
Stan – 40’s-50’s. Male. Dyslexia’s father. A rich, sweater-vest-wearing, tycoon type.
Hobbs – 20’s-40’s. Any gender. Chief’s personal assistant. Subservient and low-key.
Timid Coat Guy – 30’s and up. Male. Big Head’s go-to guy. Obviously anxiety-ridden and jittery.
George – 40’s-50’s. Male. Labia’s father. Balding, fat, and lazy. He has no job.
Jeremy – Teens. Male. Leader of the Naptime Ninjas. Smart and deep. Has trust issues.
Naptime Ninjas – Early teens and under. Male. Gang of boys who cause trouble. Think of Peter Pan’s Lost Boys gone badly. Requires some mild combat scenes.
CockShockers – 30’s and up. Male. Trench coat-wearing antagonists who have a fascination with flashing, and the Naptime Ninjas. Requires some mild combat scenes.
Chow – 40’s and up. Asian Male. Store clerk at a video store. Does not have a strong grasp of the English language.
Other roles
Hector – 20’s. Latino Male. Stan’s “masseuse.” Flamboyantly gay.
Bartender – 20’s and up. Any gender. Likes to disclose way too much information to their customers.
Little girl – 10 or under. Female. Very cute like the children in the Welch’s commercials. Only has one line.
Nurse – 20’s and up. Female.
Couple in the park – 20’s. Male and female.
Walter’s wife – 40’s-50’s. Female. Attractive older woman.
Topless girl – 20’s and up. Female. Requires topless-ness for a short scene.
Redneck bar patrons – 20’s and up. Male. Most are background actors, but two have speaking roles.
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